spoofenshmirtz asked: I'd force you to teach me perfect German. 24 hour intense German class. MWAHAHAHAHAH
"Intense German class" now I imagine myself in a uniform whipping you everytime you get something wrong.
WIEDER FALSCH! DU NICHTSNUTZIGES STÜCK DRECK! *whip whip*
It occured to me that when you said ‘prompts’, you meant that the /words/ were the prompts and what followed after were your responses to them.
Forgive me, I misunderstood. I think.
However, I only came to this realization halfway through writing THIS, so I shall post it anyway. I hope you don’t think I’m stealing your thunder; your post was inspirational.
SO I present to you, PORN.
14. Tease Warnings for rimming, anal, and Spy in mental distress. Thanks for your post, anyhow.
The Spy would not admit that his legs were shaking. He ignored the sweat soaking into his mask, the ache in his forearms and lower back, the numbness settling into his knees. These were the unspoken terms of this little game; it was a test of his endurance, his unflappability under duress. These both were attributes he’d honed over a lifetime of intelligence work, from running through the streets of Nazi-occupied France— a bare-kneed slip of a boy running messages for the Resistance— to the job he did for BLU wherein evisceration and immolation were just part of an average day. He’d boasted, perhaps too grandly, how in light of these struggles, probably nothing could faze him. The Sniper had glanced at him over the top of the Teufort Gazette, a strange look in his eye.
"You think?" was all the rangy Australian had said, and blandly, at that, but there was a mysterious quirk to his thin, chapped lips that had piqued the Spy’s interest. And that’s where all the trouble began.
*fans self* Excellent work, best I’ve seen in a while.
Hey, so I have a friend who really needs to move away from her current conditions and I’m trying to help out.
I’ll still be answering asks as usual, just posting commissions as well (the TF2 ones, at least). Just send me an ask or email describing what you would like and any specifications you’d like to add, There’s nothing I won’t draw, so shoot.
I’m also selling prints right here so if you want anything to be put as a print, that would really help too.
Answer style/That one style I did that series on $8
Like answers, but fancier $15
Simple, rendered/semi-realistic $25
More elaborate stuff with backgrounds or simple realistic $35
More elaborate realistic $45
Price may go up a notch depending on how complicated a scene is but probably not.
Money goes to firstname.lastname@example.org
Commissions will be delivered after payment
Reblogs are greatly appreciated!
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why settle for flower crowns when you can have flowers and hats? I wanted to make a tf2-related repeating pattern the sake of making myself some clothes out of it, but I might make this available on gumroad and/or redbubble for anyone who wants to do the same (it’s transparent) or put it on your phone or whathaveyou. It took me for-effing-ever to make this but I’m happy to make more patterns of individual classes, or pairings, or threes. Feel free to send me a request. c: Hope you like it.
maybe not fat, but absolutely fabulous
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
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