23rd April 2014

Question reblogged from Krams with 15 notes

spoofenshmirtz asked: I'd force you to teach me perfect German. 24 hour intense German class. MWAHAHAHAHAH

kritzelkrams:

"Intense German class" now I imagine myself in a uniform whipping you everytime you get something wrong.

WIEDER FALSCH! DU NICHTSNUTZIGES STÜCK DRECK! *whip whip*

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23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from Needs More Unicorns with 57 notes

25 Sniper/Spy prompts: some NSFW

unicornsandbutane:

usedtobehmc:

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It occured to me that when you said ‘prompts’, you meant that the /words/ were the prompts and what followed after were your responses to them. 

Forgive me, I misunderstood. I think.

However, I only came to this realization halfway through writing THIS, so I shall post it anyway. I hope you don’t think I’m stealing your thunder; your post was inspirational. 

SO I present to you, PORN. 

14. Tease Warnings for rimming, anal, and Spy in mental distress.  Thanks for your post, anyhow.

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The Spy would not admit that his legs were shaking. He ignored the sweat soaking into his mask, the ache in his forearms and lower back, the numbness settling into his knees. These were the unspoken terms of this little game; it was a test of his endurance, his unflappability under duress. These both were attributes he’d honed over a lifetime of intelligence work, from running through the streets of Nazi-occupied France— a bare-kneed slip of a boy running messages for the Resistance— to the job he did for BLU wherein evisceration and immolation were just part of an average day. He’d boasted, perhaps too grandly, how in light of these struggles, probably nothing could faze him. The Sniper had glanced at him over the top of the Teufort Gazette, a strange look in his eye. 

"You think?" was all the rangy Australian had said, and blandly, at that, but there was a mysterious quirk to his thin, chapped lips that had piqued the Spy’s interest. And that’s where all the trouble began.

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*fans self* Excellent work, best I’ve seen in a while.

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from RAIDEO ACTIVITY with 976 notes

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Do you feel très bon? with 127 notes

do-you-feel-tres-bon:

Hey, so I have a friend who really needs to move away from her current conditions and I’m trying to help out.

I’ll still be answering asks as usual, just posting commissions as well (the TF2 ones, at least). Just send me an ask or email describing what you would like and any specifications you’d like to add, There’s nothing I won’t draw, so shoot.

I’m also selling prints right here so if you want anything to be put as a print, that would really help too.

So,

Answer style/That one style I did that series on $8

Like answers, but fancier $15

Simple, rendered/semi-realistic $25

More elaborate stuff with backgrounds or simple realistic $35

More elaborate realistic $45

Price may go up a notch depending on how complicated a scene is but probably not.

Money goes to ivegotaholeinmepocket@hotmail.com

Commissions will be delivered after payment

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from with 492 notes

docteurfail:

why settle for flower crowns when you can have flowers and hats? I wanted to make a tf2-related repeating pattern the sake of making myself some clothes out of it, but I might make this available on gumroad and/or redbubble for anyone who wants to do the same (it’s transparent) or put it on your phone or whathaveyou. It took me for-effing-ever to make this but I’m happy to make more patterns of individual classes, or pairings, or threes. Feel free to send me a request. c: Hope you like it.

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from RAIDEO ACTIVITY with 9,434 notes

fat-birds:

Violet Backed Starling by LawrenceNeo on Flickr.

maybe not fat, but absolutely fabulous

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23rd April 2014

Photo reblogged from RAIDEO ACTIVITY with 24 notes

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from GENERAL TAYLOR'S ASS with 208,488 notes

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from THIS IS EGREGIOUS with 13,748 notes

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22nd April 2014

Link reblogged from again with the screwing of the doctor with 1,738 notes

Florida City About To Make It Illegal For Homeless People To Have Possessions In Public →

nakedbutt:

losenanitosverdes:

locsgirl:

think-progress:

The criminalization of the homeless.

A backpack. Spare clothes. A notebook. Some keepsake photos. Crackers.

Though they may not have a home in which to secure their stuff, homeless people still have possessions like everyone else.

Yet the city of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida is on the cusp of passing a new regulation that would make it illegal for anyone to store their personal things on public property. Specifically, it would empower police to confiscate any personal possessions stored on public property, provided they have given the homeless person 24-hours notice. If the homeless people wish to retrieve their items, they must pay the city “reasonable charges for storage and removal of the items,” though that fee is waived if the person is able to demonstrate he or she cannot afford to pay. The city may dispose of any possessions not retrieved within 30 days. One of the driving factors behind the measure, according to the legislation, is the city’s “interest in aesthetics.”

Last week, the City Commission gave unanimous preliminary approval to the measure, despite overwhelming opposition from local residents who testified.

One woman, Gazol Tajalli, told Commissioners that is “insanity that we are even here discussing whether an individual can put on the ground the few objects that they own.” Another citizen, Rev. Gail Tapscott of the Unitarian Universalist Church of Ft. Lauderdale, criticized some of the Commissioners for “demoniz[ing]” the homeless.

Maria Foscarinis, Executive Director of the National Law Center on Homelessness & Poverty, chastised Ft. Lauderdale’s approach. “Maintaining city streets is a legitimate concern, but simply punishing homeless people for leaving their possessions in public places is not an effective or humane way to address it,” she told ThinkProgress. “Instead, city and business leaders should work with advocates and homeless people to develop alternative short and long term solutions, such as public storage options for homeless people and affordable housing.”

According to the Sun Sentinel, “The commission’s actions were backed by business leaders who said they were looking for some controls on a situation that scares away customers and makes visitors uncomfortable.” The commission is also considering other initiatives targeting the homeless, including stiffer penalties for urinating or defecating in public, prohibitions on panhandling at intersections or sleeping in public, and restrictions on charity groups that hand out food to the homeless.

Ft. Lauderdale is not the only city to embrace new ordinances that criminalize people for being homeless. Scores of cities, including ColumbiaPalo AltoMiamiRaleighTampa, Harrisburg, and others have enacted measures that render homeless people simply trying to survive as criminals. Other cities, like Davis, California, are taking a different approach: constructing public lockers where homeless people can safely store their possessions.

This is my hometown I’m gonna throw up

outstanding performance!!!!!!!!!!! by humans yet again!!!! crowd goes wild

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Source: think-progress