22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from rock and roll french fries with 65,457 notes

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from rock and roll french fries with 70,570 notes

perler-bead-batter:

shercocklocked:

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.

DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

perler-bead-batter:

shercocklocked:

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE


this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

I’m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures. Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle.

DON’T YOU DARE TL;DR THIS I AM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from rock and roll french fries with 16,734 notes

artvevo:

Swedish native Sophie Mörner and her friends took a day-trip to a park, setting up camp in the woods. Mörner captured the above photo early in the morning, her sleepers made up of friends, acquaintances and a few strangers all basking in the glow of the warming sun. The colors and composition become a painterly tableau, Mörner’s subjects lounging and oblivious as if in an enchanted slumber. For Mörner, the image represents the ultimate relaxation and harmony, lost in the moment to nature

artvevo:

Swedish native Sophie Mörner and her friends took a day-trip to a park, setting up camp in the woods. Mörner captured the above photo early in the morning, her sleepers made up of friends, acquaintances and a few strangers all basking in the glow of the warming sun. The colors and composition become a painterly tableau, Mörner’s subjects lounging and oblivious as if in an enchanted slumber. For Mörner, the image represents the ultimate relaxation and harmony, lost in the moment to nature

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from RESIDENT SNAIL NERD with 110,807 notes

mercedesbenzodiazepinez:

nordin seruyan photographs a snail in central borneo asking a frog if he wants a ride

molluscainthehouse

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from List Of Life Hacks Tumblr | Hack Life with 6,595 notes

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Am I A Good Doggie with 9,484 notes

darkdoxy:

Support here ​http://www.patreon.com/doxydoo

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Heck! with 70 notes

randomdraggon:

My mouse slipped…..and so did Kevin’s hand~ 

randomdraggon:

My mouse slipped…..and so did Kevin’s hand~ 

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from sentient pile of trash seeking likeminded beings with 1,150 notes

f1rstperson:

chemicall-timelowmance:

This account is garbage and I’m not even sorry about what I have done

I fucking love cooking but if anyone ever said “I love it when I woman cooks for me” to me I’d throw whatever I just made right in the trash and never cook another thing for that person again. I love cooking but the reason I learned to cook was because I thought it was a necessary life skill.

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Giddy Up! with 11,692 notes

giddytf2:

roachpatrol:

jetgreguar:

allrightcallmefred:

fredscience:

The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here
I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected by both an outer hallway and an inner doorway. I do most of my work on one side, but every time I walk over to the other side to grab a reagent or a box of tips, I completely forget what I was after. This leads to a lot of me standing with one hand on the freezer door and grumbling, “What the hell was I doing?” It got to where all I had to say was “Every damn time” and my labmate would laugh. Finally, when I explained to our new labmate why I was standing next to his bench with a glazed look in my eyes, he was able to shed some light. “Oh, yeah, that’s a well-documented phenomenon,” he said. “Doorways wipe your memory.”
Being the gung-ho new science blogger that I am, I decided to investigate. And it’s true! Well, doorways don’t literally wipe your memory. But they do encourage your brain to dump whatever it was working on before and get ready to do something new. In one study, participants played a video game in which they had to carry an object either across a room or into a new room. Then they were given a quiz. Participants who passed through a doorway had more trouble remembering what they were doing. It didn’t matter if the video game display was made smaller and less immersive, or if the participants performed the same task in an actual room—the results were similar. Returning to the room where they had begun the task didn’t help: even context didn’t serve to jog folks’ memories.
The researchers wrote that their results are consistent with what they call an “event model” of memory. They say the brain keeps some information ready to go at all times, but it can’t hold on to everything. So it takes advantage of what the researchers called an “event boundary,” like a doorway into a new room, to dump the old info and start over. Apparently my brain doesn’t care that my timer has seconds to go—if I have to go into the other room, I’m doing something new, and can’t remember that my previous task was antibody, idiot, you needed antibody.
Read more at Scientific American, or the original study.

I finally learned why I completely space when I cross to the other side of the lab, and that I’m apparently not alone.

this is actually kind of great and it’s nice to know there’s something behind that constant spacing out whenever i enter a different place

FINALLY AN EXPLANATION

The power of doors.

giddytf2:

roachpatrol:

jetgreguar:

allrightcallmefred:

fredscience:

The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here

I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected by both an outer hallway and an inner doorway. I do most of my work on one side, but every time I walk over to the other side to grab a reagent or a box of tips, I completely forget what I was after. This leads to a lot of me standing with one hand on the freezer door and grumbling, “What the hell was I doing?” It got to where all I had to say was “Every damn time” and my labmate would laugh. Finally, when I explained to our new labmate why I was standing next to his bench with a glazed look in my eyes, he was able to shed some light. “Oh, yeah, that’s a well-documented phenomenon,” he said. “Doorways wipe your memory.”

Being the gung-ho new science blogger that I am, I decided to investigate. And it’s true! Well, doorways don’t literally wipe your memory. But they do encourage your brain to dump whatever it was working on before and get ready to do something new. In one study, participants played a video game in which they had to carry an object either across a room or into a new room. Then they were given a quiz. Participants who passed through a doorway had more trouble remembering what they were doing. It didn’t matter if the video game display was made smaller and less immersive, or if the participants performed the same task in an actual room—the results were similar. Returning to the room where they had begun the task didn’t help: even context didn’t serve to jog folks’ memories.

The researchers wrote that their results are consistent with what they call an “event model” of memory. They say the brain keeps some information ready to go at all times, but it can’t hold on to everything. So it takes advantage of what the researchers called an “event boundary,” like a doorway into a new room, to dump the old info and start over. Apparently my brain doesn’t care that my timer has seconds to go—if I have to go into the other room, I’m doing something new, and can’t remember that my previous task was antibody, idiot, you needed antibody.

Read more at Scientific American, or the original study.

I finally learned why I completely space when I cross to the other side of the lab, and that I’m apparently not alone.

this is actually kind of great and it’s nice to know there’s something behind that constant spacing out whenever i enter a different place

FINALLY AN EXPLANATION

The power of doors.

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Source: fredscience

22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from Giddy Up! with 52,757 notes

giddytf2:

owlmylove:

ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)

ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)

ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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