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Rifftrax: Rediscovery: Puppets (1967/2014)
Crap! You’ve got some lying around the house, don’t you? Sure you do! Look under your bed or in the trash can. See! A whole bunch of crap in there. Now stick some of that crap to other crap. Maybe toss in some junk if you stumble across any. Draw a face on some crud and then fasten it to the crap-junk. There! You’ve got yourself a puppet!
This is the guiding ethos of ACI Films, makers of the famedAt Your Fingertipsseries. This short is anAt Your Fingertipsin every aspect but name. A mysterious offscreen voice instructs terrified children how to construct terrifying crafts out of scrap materials while a druggy soundtrack plays. This time we’re making puppets, which are terrifying even when not constructed by the lunatics at ACI, so you know you’re in for something special.
We’re not sure when we discovered puppets for the first time in order to make a rediscovery necessary, butRediscovery: Puppetsasserts that this has definitely happened. We find it best not to question the people who put the ACI in MANIAC.
Feed your nightmares now by going to Rifftrax and downloading or streaming this bizarre short for the laughable price of $0.99. I dare you.
The Jabberwocky happened…
I found a ghost town while driving though the midwest. I spent the day wading through dead grass and exploring the vacant homes. A rusty water tower lay on the outskirts of the town and the yards were littered with old cars.
New life took over the town. Birds had built nests in many of the homes and there was a dead lamb in one. As it grew dark it began to rain. I picked the house with the cleanest bed and slept inside as I listened to rain drip through holes in the ceiling and patter on the roof. I woke up early to the sounds of raccoons near me on the stairs.
This is actually really scary once you think about it. There are newspapers and lightbulbs and a painting on the desk in the second picture. There’s a trailer in the fourth, along with numerous cars. There are pots and personal effects in the second to last, and the place is trashed. What made everyone leave in such a hurry that they didn’t have time to grab what was dear to them, or even leave in their cars? Why would they leave them there, and not even consider driving away? What madness inflicted all of the residents to simply leave, without taking anything?
Here is what to do with some old, broken terracotta pots!
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
There’s a post about the alligator snapping turtle going around and the guy in the picture has an uncanny resemblance to the sniper.
Silly doofuses xP
FUCIGNGKH I SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW MEDIC AND LOST ALL OF MY SHIT FOREVER
This month I made patterns from Youtube videos of flying animals! I marked specific points on the wing throughout one wingbeat, and drew in curves that fit all 15 points in the wingbeat loop.
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